This is a classic track by the great Edan off his 2005 LP, “Beauty and the Beat”.  Choc-full of a lot of the synch-meme’s bouncing around the ‘gram-o-verse’s now.

Hit play and read along with the story!

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Out the dungeon of brain pain I came
With the sell-a-lot plot from the megawatt mainframe

With a suit made of electricity..

With a suit made of electricity
I ran through the Great Wall of China, convincingly

That was after the World Tour..

That was after the World Tour
when I travelled through gravel and battled matter at the Earth’s core

I did the show on a fireball..

I did the show on a fireball, a pioneer
ran into the jungle and jetted wearing a lion’s ear

I fought fear where the Hammer of Thor lent me..

I fought fear where the Hammer of Thor lent me
and tangled with the Angel of Death for four centuries

Put a nameplate on a asteroid belt…

Put a nameplate on a asteroid belt
and I ran through the future with an android’s help

That’s when civilians were made of metal..

That’s when civilians were made of metal
I received the Coronation cause I had the last flower petals

My power settled a clash between races..

My power settled a clash between races
and put good people on the magazine faces

Substituted television scandals with elephants and pandas

tell ‘em it’s the elegant commando

With a hand so large..

With a hand so big, I punched a sphinx in the nose
in the nose, decomposed, and so the story goes

I slapped a Forty-O out of a young man’s hand..

I slapped a 40 ounce, out of a young man’s hand
and fed him lesson’s of life to formulate a plan

I wore the Prime Meridian as a wrist band..

I wore the Prime Meridian as a wrist band
and gave away my riches but I still remained a rich man

I thought of freedom and I jetted to the Promised Land..